| Santa Clause | | Computer Guy |
| Has the power to make children nice and sweet for short period of time. | |
Has the power to make staff patient and courteous for even shorter periods of time. |
| Has an uncanny ability of knowing when you've been naughty. | |
Likewise, denial is futile. |
| Has a list of "bad" children. | |
If you're asking, you are probably on it. |
| May be bribed with milk and cookies. | |
May be bribed with milk and cookies,brownies, cake, candy... |
| Brings toys to all the good girls and boys. | |
Brings computers and accessories to good and bad alike (some faster, some slower). |
| Will bounce you on his lap and ask you what you want. | |
Don't even think about it. |
| Likes landing on other peoples roofs. | |
Not since "the incident." |
| Works one night a year. | |
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. |
