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		<title>Josiah Laughing at 3 Months</title>
		<link>http://jheslop.com/2008/06/20/josiah-laughing-at-3-months/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:02:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Carla was playing with Josiah on the floor and he was talking and laughing. I love it!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Carla was playing with <a href="http://jheslop.com/tag/josiah/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with josiah">Josiah</a> on the floor and he was talking and laughing. I love it!</p>
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		<title>Word of the Day: Gaunt</title>
		<link>http://jheslop.com/2007/09/14/word-of-the-day-gaunt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2007 02:12:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Mike and I were in starbucks this morning sipping on Zen tea when out of now where comes this chick who had a tatto of a she-devil on her leg. I pointed it out to Mike who quickly mentioned that she had one on both legs! They were the same pattern. Boring! Well she [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://jheslop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/tattoo4.jpg" align="left" height="135" width="153" />So Mike and I were in starbucks this morning sipping on Zen tea when out of now where comes this chick who had a tatto of a she-devil on her leg. I pointed it out to Mike who quickly mentioned that she had one on both legs! They were the same pattern. Boring! Well she was very gaunt looking in my opinion and needed to eat a cookie or two with her starbucks coffee. If I was to get a tattoo I would get one like the one on the left, but I would never get one so no worries.<br /><br style="clear: both;" /></p>
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		<title>No Stupid Questions?</title>
		<link>http://jheslop.com/2007/09/14/no-stupid-questions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2007 15:57:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny quote Mike sent me. This is so true: If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupidpeople ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? &#8211; Scott Adams http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27543.html]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://jheslop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/question-mark-wince.jpg" align="left" height="153" width="145" />Funny quote Mike sent me. This is so true:<br />
<blockquote>If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid<br />people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?<br />  &#8211; Scott Adams <a href="http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27543.html">http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27543.html</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>More HPL memories in honor of the batcave burning down</title>
		<link>http://jheslop.com/2007/08/31/more-hpl-memories-in-honor-of-the-batcave-burning-down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:46:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes it was a sad day to see my old office burnt to a crisp. The Eric Bennett memorial futon will now only be a memory of the likes of Randy, Cone, Jeremy Heslop, Matt Brenneman and for a very short while Larry Lentner. So in honor of the fun times we had while I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes it was a sad day to see my old office burnt to a crisp. The Eric Bennett memorial futon will now only be a memory of the likes of Randy, Cone, Jeremy Heslop, Matt Brenneman and for a very short while Larry Lentner. So in honor of the <a href="http://jheslop.com/tag/fun/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with fun">fun</a> times we had while I was there I uploaded a bunch of videos Randy, Patrick and I took. Enjoy,</p>
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<p>More after the break&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Ahhh memories</title>
		<link>http://jheslop.com/2007/08/29/ahhh-memories/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:46:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An oldie but a goodie from back in the HPL days:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An oldie but a goodie from back in the HPL days:</p>
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		<title>Satan hates a Kanawha County church, and the church has a billboard that says so</title>
		<link>http://jheslop.com/2007/08/19/satan-hates-a-kanawha-county-church-and-the-church-has-a-billboard-that-says-so/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 18:57:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pretty funny sign put up by a church in WV Some churches just have good advertising Check out the churches website: New Live Center]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://wvgazette.com/section/News/2007081732">Pretty funny sign put up by a church in WV</a></p>
<p><a href="http://wvgazette.com/section/News/2007081732"><img src="http://jheslop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/satan.jpg" border="0" /></a></p>
<p>Some churches just have good advertising <img src='http://jheslop.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Check out the churches website: <a href="http://www.newlifewv.org/">New Live Center</a></p>
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		<title>Can&#8217;t have a temper tantrum when no one is around to see it.</title>
		<link>http://jheslop.com/2006/11/19/cant-have-a-temper-tantrum-when-no-one-is-around-to-see-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:24:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<title>White and Nerdy</title>
		<link>http://jheslop.com/2006/11/15/white-and-nedy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hilarious video. Weird Al bustin the rap!]]></description>
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		<title>Biff&#8217;s Question Song</title>
		<link>http://jheslop.com/2006/10/22/biffs-question-song/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOL this is great. [youtube iwY5o2fsG7Y]]]></description>
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		<title>Phone + Toilet = Bad News</title>
		<link>http://jheslop.com/2006/02/10/phone-toilet-bad-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2006 21:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well if you haven&#8217;t heard already I tanked my old Nokia phone in the toilet last week. It didn&#8217;t rattle or roll or bounce. It tanked straight into the down spout. While the toilet was flushing no less. I thought it was a goner. Luckily it back-washed and I was able to retrieve it. No [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src='/wp-content/razr.jpg' alt='Motorola RAZR v3' border='0' align='left' style='margin-right: 5px;' />Well if you haven&#8217;t heard already I tanked my old Nokia phone in the toilet last week. It didn&#8217;t rattle or roll or bounce. It tanked straight into the down spout. While the toilet was flushing no less. I thought it was a goner. Luckily it back-washed and I was able to retrieve it. No it didn&#8217;t work (only lit up the backlight) and yes I was able to retrieve the contacts (with my nokia serial data cable and <a href="http://www.gnokii.org/">gnokii</a>). So I decided to get a decent phone this time around (with phone insurance just in case). I decided on the Motorola RAZR V3 after looking at all the other options Cingular had at the store and online. It&#8217;s a pretty sweet phone with alot of goodies: camera, mp3 ringtones, bluetooth, usb port, etc.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m also trying out a new wordpress plugin called wp-mms which will allow me to text message photos. I&#8217;ll be posting under the moblog category so you&#8217;ll see interesting pictures and the like popping up from time to time.</p>
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